I'm afraid it's come to this, Simon.
It occurs to me that the only way we can settle our debate to finality is via mortal combat.
I'm calling you out:
Who: Simon Crosby vs. Chris Hoff
Where: RSA 2009, Moscone Center, San Francisco, Venue TBD
When: During the April 20-24th, 2009 timeframe
Why: You know why...
Wow: This will be a charity event with the proceeds going to Johnny Long's Hackers for Charity which you can find out about here.
Real shipping versions of you only, no virtual replicas or stand-ins allowed. We'll get sponsors.
You wouldn't want to let down the community now would you Simon?
See you in San Francisco...
UPDATE: Simon is THE man! He's accepted the battle. We'll have an all-star panel of judges and Dan Kaminsky has agreed to referee. Winner gets grandma's cookies! w00t!