You want to know how I know that The Cloud is all hot air and will never catch on?
...because I can't order it on Amazon.com and get free shipping with Prime.
FAIL! FAIL, I say.
/Hoff
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February 04, 2009
How I Know The Cloud Ain't Real...
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